In a vain attempt to make himself more attractive, Wayne Rooney has jumped on the hair transplant bandwagon. But instead of an elaborate Jason Gardiner-style decoy plot involving a baffling range of hats and cryptic comments, simple man that he is, Rooney’s come straight out and posted his pics on Twitter. He accompanied the picture with the straightforward comment: ‘Hi all there’s my head. It will take a few months to grow. Still bloody too. But that’s all normal.’
He’s been getting ribbed by his fellow footballers since he admitted to the procedure via Twitter on Saturday. He said then that he ‘was delighted with the result’ and asked ‘anyone recommend any good hair gel (sic)’. We’re sure Portuguese peacock Ronaldo will be able to give him some grooming tips. He also displayed a new level of wit by starting a ‘hairwego’ Twitter trend, which has led to suspicions that this might actually be a cover-up for a brain transplant.
The very painful looking operation is said to have cost £12,000 and given that Wayne’s never exactly been known for his luscious locks, we can’t help but think that money might have been better spent elsewhere (face transplant, maybe…). Does anyone else think he looks a bit Frankenstein-esque with those scars?