It is day one of Glastonbury 2011 and heat is slap bang at the heart of the muddy action! Seriously exciting stuff. Already we have lots of exclusive goss, so allow us to round up, because we’re kind like that:
Our heat spy has already spotted Topshop squillionaire Phillip Green’s daughter Chloe Green. After some quick snooping we found out that despite being linked to Spencer Matthew from Made in Chelsea, it is rather a certain Ollie Locke who she has her super rah eye on. Seems safe to say that Chloe has a definite type – toffs with excellently conditioned barnets, not that we blame her.
Chloe and Ollie are expected to be hitting Glasto together, we just hope they don’t get their cords all muddied and are alright drinking their luke warm Cristal out of a plastic cup.
However, one couple who won’t be pitching their tent in the rain is Wayne and Coleen Rooney who are staying at Winding Lane, a super cool Winnebago hotel – basically the most 5* surroundings Glasto has to offer. Wayne and Col are with a huge posse and have been spotted making loads of noise and drinking LOTS cans of beer, even though everyone else is having champagne.
It seems this has already peed off the neighbours, who naturally, include Alexa Chung. Alexa is lucky enough to be staying in the Winnebago next door. Talk about when chav met chic! Our heat spy reckons she looked particularly unimpressed by the beer fuelled banter.
That’s all for now but there will be plenty more gossip to come! Now excuse us while we pop off to the Pyramid Stage, we hear Bono has been asking after us.