This is the kind of news that we hear and really truly sincerely hope isn’t true. But after reporting a couple of months ago that they were rumoured to be dating it now seems that Agyness Deyn is well and truly hooking up with James Franco. The man who, up until this point, we really believed was going to be our future husband.
We’d been secretly very happy when 127 hours star James split with long term girlfriend Ahna O’Reilly, who he’d been dating for five years because she couldn’t handle his busy studying schedule (foolish Ahna, foolish). He explained, “I signed up for more school at Yale. I think that was it for her.”
But alas, despite previously denying that they were in a relationship, he and brit model Agyness have been spotted together at Six Flags Magic Mountain in LA. We don't know where that is but it sounds very glamorous. Spies there (who we presume were also after a piece of Franco) have said, “They were whispering in each others ears. It definitely looked pretty intimate.”
Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, whispering in each others ears? Everyone knows that's a true sign of romance.
This isn’t the first time Agyness has been linked with someone whose face we would like to lick. Back in 2010 it was rumoured that she was dating Colin Farrell. We mean come on, he’s dated pretty much everyone apart from us. What have we got to do to catch a break here?
PS. We're well aware we probably should have used a picture of Agyness and James together but we only really want to look at his pretty face. Sorry Agy.