Guess what? Katie Price has spent another morning on TV, discussing her favourite subject: herself. Oh, and getting the aging presenters to touch her up.
The Pricey was pimping out her wares on This Morning with Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford as she plugged her new book The Comeback Girl (available in bargain bins and garage forecourts by the end of the week, no doubt.)
But the chat soon changed from Katie making her mark on the literary scene and instead switched to an indepth convo on her body and that picture she posted on Twitter. She said: "I juice in the morning then I have two meals but no carbs and I've noticed a difference because with me as soon as I eat my belly sticks out."
So we guess there was no meals involved the day you posted the picture of your body looking like a knuckle? She continued: "The [magazine] says I've lost so much weight that my leg - right I'm going to stretch it out - that it's got all these creases on...can you really see that?"
And then - why not, eh Eamonn? - the presenter toddled over for a little grope of his own, saying: "What exactly am I looking for? Oh that's good definition, that's muscle. They are certainly not all wrinkly, I'm telling you."
Then his wife Ruth pitched in: "I've seen wrinkly things, and that's not wrinkly." As Eamonn's wife, we bet she's seen some old wrinkly things in her time, so she should know.
There you have it. Katie Price - officially not an old wrinkly thing.