If you’re a celebrity, meeting your adoring fans must be one of the nicest aspects of the job. Unless, of course, your biggest fan happens to have a tattoo of your face on their arm and a habit of wearing hugely inappropriate T-shirts in public.
So, while we’re sure Kym Marsh has had a fantastic time chatting to 99.99999% of the people who’ve turned up to her book signings, we can totally understand why she had to plaster a grin on her face while posing for a snap with uber-fan Stephen Jones, who we’re informed is known locally as “Stalker Steve”. Thank goodness for that big security guard.