While we are stuck in the office, semi fearing for our lives in London, Coleen Rooney is flitting off on her TENTH holiday of 2011!
Now surely that is just unfair, she should do the right thing and let us go on at least one! Ten is just ridiculous, she is probably exhausted from being that relaxed.
This time it’s the sunny white isle of Ibiza, where she will be on a seven day cruise. Coleen made sure she snapped up a last minute bargain, bagging a £50,000 yacht for her and her mates. That’s right - £50,000 just for the boat, for seven measly days. You could probably stay in San Antonio for 5 years with that money!
And Coleen is not bothered that The Daily Mail kindly worked out she has forked out about £216,000 on holidays this year, she tweeted: "I love a holiday and whats your point?????"
This year Coleen spent £47,000 on a two week stint in Barbados, went glamping at Glasto (where they peed of Alexa Chung) and also popped off on a five-day-cruise around St Tropez and the month after, a quick trip to Dubai with baby Kai.
Coleen Rooney laughs off ‘kissing’ rumours
On reports that she had been snapped snogging a mystery man in Ibiza, Coleen tweeted: "Don't mean to keep going on but this is how pathetic the stories in newspapers are getting!!! Coleen on holiday flirting?? Haha.”
"The lads are on holiday with us and guess what it's my brother and friend in the pic haha! Its give us a laugh though! (sic)" Guess that’s just a rumour then, eh?