Ashton Kutcher thinks we’re making an ass of ourselves – and him – by assuming we know what’s going on in his life.
What we do know is that Ashton has once again been accused of cheating on wife Demi Moore, this time with a 23-year-old woman who he allegedly romped with on what was his sixth wedding anniversary.
We also know what Demi has been behaving strangely on Twitter, posting on the micro-blogging site, “When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
The entire gossip-loving world has (fairly reasonably) concluded that there is trouble between Ashton and Demi, but apparently we shouldn’t make such assumptions, even though Ash has now stopped following his wife on Twitter.
"When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of, you make an ASS out of U and ME," Ashton tweeted yesterday.
And now we feel like Ashton Kutcher has told us off.
The Two And A Half Men star has been spotted in LA with his wedding ring on his finger, while Demi is out in New York on promotional duties. Only time will tell if their marriage really is doomed.