There’s no shortage of love life dramas on The Only Way Is Essex – and that’s why we love it, of course. Well, that and the tans, the clothes and the catchphrases. So we’ve been wondering how newly brunette Gemma Collins would react to the news that the former object of her affection Mick Norcross is dating 25-year-old Maria Fowler.
Bless her, Gemma is trying to prove that she’s not well jel, writing in her Closer column this week,
“Maria Fowler has an obvious crush on Mick Norcross and it makes me want to throw up. She’s too much of a diva for Mick, but it’s obvious there is chemistry between them. I still fancy Mick, but not as much as before so, if she wants to jump on him, I’ll step aside graciously!”
Gemma has also had her say on the latest developments in Mark Wright and Lauren Goodger’s bitter break-up,
“Things were bad enough before Lauren gave an interview last week about having aborted her ex Mark Wright’s baby – and, wow, it all kicked off with them blasting one another on Twitter.”
“I bumped into Mark the other day it all came out and he seemed genuinely upset and was really stressed. Lauren dredged up the incident because she’s always been put down by Mark – she probably wants to show him she can fight back. Mark chipped away at her self-confidence for years – he used to tell her she was fat and never bought her presents – that’s just plain abuse! Even now she still thinks she’s fat because of him.
Gemma now hopes Lauren can find a new boyfriend to help her get over Mark,
“I want her to find a nice boy – someone like a City stockbroker who wants to treat her like a princess. Mark’s always felt he could go back to Lauren whenever he wanted, but that’s all changed. They need to stop airing their dirty laundry in public, though!”
Gemma, on that we agree with you.