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Gwyneth Paltrow is Chris Martin’s beard! OMG!

Posted by 27 October 2011 09:20

Gwyneth Paltrow is Chris Martin’s beard! OMG!

For someone who is ordinarily very light-lipped about his marriage, Chris Martin has been very chatty about Gwyneth Paltrow lately.

And this time he’s confessed that his marriage is a sham! *Shock*

“She's been a great beard for me," Chris told Ellen DeGeneres on her chat show.

“It's not really a real relationship? She just pretends that she's your wife?” Ellen asked.

"Yeah, it's hard to believe," replied Chris.

Of course Chris was just joking. Hilarious, huh? Who knew Chris Martin was so gosh darn funny? Not us.

Chris also admitted that he got into music to shake off his nerdy image.

“I think a lot of people like me and Jonny [Buckland] join bands because we were really not doing so well.”

“With women?” Ellen said.

“With anyone!” laughed Chris.

Winning the Lottery

As we said just a moment ago, Chris has been less shy about talking about his famous wife, admitting recently that marrying her was like winning the Lottery (awwww). "It's a big leap? What, from being a loser, to going out with an Oscar winner? It's a giant leap. Let's face it: it's like winning the Lottery."

Coldplay really aren’t the sort of band who need to talk about their private lives to sell records, so maybe Chris is finally just chilling out a bit? We think it’s super-cute when he gushes about his wife.

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5 Comments

  • xsinead24x

    27 October 2011 16:47

    Seriously Chuck? Well if the AstroPal App says it, it must be true! Lol

    xsinead24x

  • cherry101

    27 October 2011 15:56

    lol at Chuck, hmm their still together and there is no reason to think that there is anything 'unhappy' about their relationship

    cherry101

  • Chuck

    27 October 2011 15:43

    Interesting. When he agreed (jokingly) with Ellen DeGeneres that "it's not a real relationship" it may have been closer to the truth than we realise. Gwyneth and Chris score very badly on the AstroPal App, and he's a Pisces - people who are known to put up with bad relationships for years. I hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't look good.

    Chuck

  • BeefyMonster

    27 October 2011 11:04

    hmm Chris martin and Gwyneh paltrow have started to get interesting of late.

    BeefyMonster

  • beccaboo185

    27 October 2011 10:02

    If you think they have no sense of humour I'm guessing you haven't seen the video for paradise :P

    beccaboo185

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