In the most predictable move since, well, we can’t think of anything more predicatable. Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris has already been signed up for her first movie. At just 13 years old.
Yep, Paris has landed a role in Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys - we know what you’re thinking, they spelt London wrong. The story is apparently about a dolphin, a dragonfly and a jellyfish queen who turns into an evil fairy godmother. We’re not sure which one she’s been cast as yet but we’re guessing it could be the dolphin, we've ot no evidence to suggest why we think this. We just do. ALRIGHT?
However, whilst Paris is said to be, like, well pleased at landing her first on-screen part this isn’t likely to please Nanny Jackson, or Katherine as she is better known. It’s rumoured that she wanted the kids to wait til they were 18 to become all famous and stuff. Oh dear Katherine, better luck with the other two eh?