Those of you who are going to be all cosy and coupled-up tomorrow night have a heart and take a few moments to think about Miranda Kerr. That's right. One of the world's hottest women is going to be aloooooooooone on the (supposedly) most romantic night of the year.
Miranda's yummy hubby is busy filming The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in New Zealand at the moment so snogs over a candlelit dinner is out of the question. Orlando Bloom will instead spend Valentines Day with Martin Freeman, Sir Ian McKellan and a bunch of fluffy sheep. Oh, and Benedict Cumberbatch. Yum.
His stunning wife was non-too-pleased about the prospect of hanging out en solo.
"It's a tragedy. Miranda was like, 'Oh, you're not going to be here ... do I still get those earrings?'"
Tut-tut, Orly. Those earring your gorgeous lady is talking about had better be some bobby dazzlers...
As if to win back some husband-points, Orlando has spoken of his admiration for his model wife's incredible post-preggers work ethic.
"I was very proud of her, to have just had a baby and get back up, because I don't think it's easy for those girls, they make it look easy, it's a lot of work to look good and to have the confidence to strut your stuff, and there's always the people wanting to have a dig at you that's the price you pay for being in the public eye."
Luckily for Miranda, she gets to spend time with her too-cute-it-hurts 13-month-old baby, Flynn instead!