And yes, this is our favourite headline ever! Now for the story behind it…
TV host Alan Carr was on a boozy night out recently with pals including Gok Wan and Katherine Jenkins, when the group decided to hit London’s club of the moment the Arts Club in Mayfair.
Already in the club was David Beckham and Prince Harry (*sigh* why aren’t our nights out like this?), and David invited the Chatty Man and his pals over to their area. What’s when Alan decided it would be a good idea to do the Dutty Wine against the Prince.
“I was hammered. My boyfriend Paul said I was doing it proper — hand on the floor and everything,” Alan has told The Sun.
“Harry said to me, ‘Where are your glasses?’ Paul went, ‘Leave my boyfriend alone’ and Harry went, ‘I’m not gay!’
"What a lovely bloke. I didn’t give David a dance — I was on with royalty!”
And just when we thought we couldn’t find Alan Carr any funnier. What a dancefloor legend!