Tonight we’re at the Arquiva 2012 TV BAFTAs. Our mission? Lure as many celebs into our special heat area (we’ll be chatting to, and snapping all the celebs in our Jubilee party themed set) as we possibly can.

We’ll also be reporting on all the gossip and goings on from the show – and as we type we can hear Keith Lemon fresh from the Celebrity Juice YouTube Audience award win laughing loudly in the background.

Everyone dined on a scrummy cheese soufflé for starters, followed by roast chicken for mains. All washed down with plenty of free booze, natch. Well, it is a celebrity party.

So far Benedict Cumberbatch has strolled past us looking handsome. We’ll pounce on him later in an effort to lure him into ‘our area’.

Ruth Jones also said hello between courses – she looked fabulous in a chocolate brown gown.

We even bump into celebs during wee breaks. Misfits/This Is England star Joe Gilgun snuck into the disabled loo in the ladies side of the toilets. Can’t say we blame him, the gents were right across the other side of the huge room.

Meanwhile Harry Derbridge has paced back and forth on his phone... we wonder who he's calling?

Tracked down Amy Childs for a chat. She doesn't think the Very Important People impression sounds much like her... but her friends keep texting her about it. Actual lol. She does think the facial expressions are spot on though.

It's so hot that NO ONE is dancing at the afterparty. Not even to No Scrubs by TLC. Everyone is cooling off on the terrace outside. Tsk! What is wrong with these celebs... it's TLC!!

As we type, Made In Chelsea's Jamie and Nick Knowles are having a good old gossip. Swapping DIY tips... probably.

The lovely Made In Chelsea boys also tracked down our Features Editor and sang her a song they made up. It had vocal harmonies in it and everything....