Rihanna takes time out of her busy schedule to get on all fours and take a close up shot of her buddy's butt... Like you do.
Reminding us all what we could look like if we put down the apple turnover and picked up our gym kit.
It's hot when it happens to RiRi, but when our bikini top fell off at the leisure centre that time, all we got was abuse.
Holding onto her booblets for dear life. Don't worry Ri, we're pretty sure no one's going to try to take them off you.
Yup. This is just what we look like when we're working out too...
Reminding the good folk of Coachella why they like short shorts.
The most affective chastity garment known to man - spiked denim cut offs.
Making full use of all the effects on Instagram.
We asked this guy if we could sit on his shoulders at Coachella and he said he had a bad back...
The Coachella snap that got us all talking. Just what is that powder on that poor guy's bonce? Popping candy?
Rihanna's 'first date in two years'. So who is this mystery woman?
Rihanna goes all 'pin-up' for her 'first date in two years'.
"Just realized how dumb u look takin self pix on iPhone."
We think you look pretty cool actually...
Rihanna dropping money on two strippers 'getting to know each other.' (We added the ice-cream by the way; it didn't fall on there.)
Making 'daddy proud' - Rihanna gets a very literal lapdance.
'Lil Mizz Sunshine' reminding us just how much better her life is than ours. Dammit!
How does RiRi make something that should be so wrong look so right?
Erm... Not 100% sure what's going on here. But we like it.