Robbie Williams has let slip he’s having a little girl, bless. He told The Mirror, “It’s a girl. I’m very, very excited about becoming a daddy. I can’t wait. The missus is, like, ‘Don’t go telling’ and I said ‘I won’t’.”

Robbie also revealed he already has plans for the girl to keep her safe “I’m going to teach her football and karate and boxing. That’s the first thing she’s going to learn to keep people like me away.”

We like that Robbie is focusing on the important bits of parenthood, punching and sports. More importantly what do you think Robbie should call his little girl?

Fan catches Liam Payne from One Direction naked

 

A female fan managed to sneak into the changing room of a gym being used by the One Direction boys and she caught a glimpse of Liam Payne in the buff. The plucky fan slipped past the legions of bodyguards protecting One Direction in New York to catch her idol changing clothes.

A source told The Sun: “Liam was stunned when he saw her in the changing room – he couldn’t believe she’d got past security.

“For one thing, he was in the middle of getting dressed and had no idea what she was going to do, as their fans in the US are mad.”

Luckily for Liam security was alerted and the fan was escorted out. We have no news on the fan, but we assume she's probably somewhere in New York skipping along the streets with joy.

Britney’s back on the US X Factor

 

The first day of US X Factor auditions have taken place in Austin Texas yesterday. Britney’s first day on the job went well, she told one 14 year old contestant, “I think you could be the next Justin Bieber.”

The crowd agreed with Britney but Demi Lovato wasn’t so impressed. She said. “I think that you have a great voice, and your tone was great, but I don’t know where… you fit and what’s going to set you apart from other musicians.”

The other highpoint of the first audition was when Demi called Simon Cowell grandpa, we’re sure he loved that.

Watch the first promo for the US X Factor below. Award yourself five points or a cake if you can resist saying ‘It’s Britney bitch’ when she first appears on the screen. We can't, no cake for us.

Bonus question: Does anyone else think the flags behind Britney look like giant strips of bacon?