Yes, we’re going there. We’re going to talk about Tom Cruise and his ‘area’!
The Rock Of Ages star has reveled that he kept a special memento to remind him of filming on the rock and roll musical. But he didn’t keep his character Stacee Jaxx’s huge fur coat, he didn’t sneak off with a bandana, or even some giant rock star sunglasses. He took home a codpiece. A codpiece in the shape of a dragon!
We know… wow!
What does Tom have to say for himself on this subject? “I wear it and I keep it,” he reasons. To be fair, he makes a good point – we can’t imagine anyone wanting to wear a second hand codpiece (anyone else titer to themselves at the word ‘codpiece’?)
Katie Holmes is one lucky woman. Imagine coming home and finding your husband modeling a molded dragon on their crotch! In fact Tom has told E! News exactly how Katie reacted to her husbands’ package enhancing prop, “She laughed. It's hilarious,” Tom says.
Well, the idea of it makes us chortle too.