What is it about this guy? John Mayer vacuums hot, successful, rich chicks in like a man-shaped holy grail. We told you yesterday the latest celebrity woman to be enticed and diced by Casanova Mayer is none other than Katy Perry, and despite putting on a brave face, she’s ‘really upset.’
A source told Us Weekly 27-year-old Katy “is making it seem like it wasn't serious with John, but she is hurt."
The Wide Awake singer, and Mayer, 34, started hanging out earlier this summer.
What is it with this guy? For the life of us we can’t work out the reason behind the revolving VIP sex door that is John Mayer’s love life.
Maybe it’s something only famous ladies can sense? Maybe it’s his smell. Maybe John Mayer has a completely unique special scent. (Musky, with a guitar base, floral hints of arrogance and slight douchebag notes?)
What else would explain why you’d run to someone who talks about the sex with you to the papers (Jessica Simpson, bless you), practically calls a press conference to talk about dumping you (who DOES THAT to Jennifer Aniston?) and bitches when you write a song about the horrible relationship even though you’re only 19 (Taylor Swift)?
We know he’s a musician and all, and that’s sexy, but so’s Paul McCartney and you don’t see him frolicking around the place with a girl on each arm and a smug-pimp look on his face. Ok, better example needed but STILL.
Let’s break it down.
John Mayer’s romantic misdemeanours
1. John Mayer plays ‘dark twisted games’ with Taylor Swift then bitches about her
2. John Mayer explains dumping Jennifer Aniston to a swarm of photographers
3. John Mayer tells PLAYBOY his ex Jennifer Aniston’s career was over in 1988
4. John Mayer loves newly-divorced ladies
5. John Mayer tells audience he'll get one of them pregnant
6. John Mayer stumbles out of club with lipstick marks all over him
7. John Mayer reveals what sex was like with his ex-girlfriends