Last night, heatworld experienced the chaos of the Keith Lemon: The Movie film premiere at London's Leicester Square.
And the ‘strawberry-blonde’ star of the film, dressed all in white with some decorative fluffy angel wing shoulder pads, dashed over to us to give his verdict on all the latest celeb news.
The funnyman, talking about news of Cheryl Cole’s romance with dancer Tre Holloway, said: “Yeah, I’m really happy for her. You know, I think she needs a good pumping.” Charming.
On Jennifer Aniston’s engagement to Justin Theroux, he mused: “It’s a good job I didn’t meet Jennifer cos otherwise [my girlfriend] Rosie would be single.
“Well actually on Twitter everybody loves Rosie. I hope she don’t leave me for some Twitter nutter.”
And what about poor R-Pattz, who has put on a brave face ever since the news broke that girlfriend Kristen Stewart had cheated on him with married film director Rupert Sanders?
Let’s just say, Keith didn’t mince his words.
“I think Rob’s best rid of her, she’s a right miserable sow,” he told us.
And then he ran off to stroke Jedward's (flattened) blonde quiffs as he shouted, "You boys look like models! Like beautiful models!"
Standard.