
When we heard that Lucy Mecklenburgh celebrated her 21st birthday with a huge American prom-themed birthday party, we were expecting OTT poofy prom dresses, corsages and limos.
What immediately sprung to Lucy’s mind when organising her party was a vodka luge (that’s one of those ice sculptures you can drink vodka shots through) in the shape of fiancé Mario Falcone’s PENIS!
Yes! A vodka luge carved to look like Mario’s willy!
Actual mega-LOL!

Thankfully there was a TOWIE camera crew on hand to capture the moment that Lucy decided that she’d put Mario’s man-bits to good use as a model for her party centerpiece.
And so we have these fantastic pictures of a naked Mario being measured up by Lucy. We’re glad to see she’s being anatomically correct, attention to detail is important in party planning.
"I don't get how it fits in with your American Prom theme?" asks a baffled by compliant Mario. “Why would there be an ice sculpture with my [bits] out?"
It’s a good question, Mario!

"Because American Proms are really over the top and I want everyone walking in and the first thing they've got to do to get the party started is take a shot of vodka from your willy!" Lucy explains.
"I think Bobby will be there all night,” she laughs/
"The thought of Nanny Pat taking a shot of vodka from my willy is disturbing" says Mario.
You said it.
This series of The Only Way Is Essex comes to an end tomorrow night on ITV2 at 10pm. A new series will begin in the autumn.