Where's your flute, Cheryl Cole?!
All that sunbathing must make Gemma Collins and Arg off of TOWIE very very tired 'slebs!
One too many, Geri Halliwell?
Jessie J's the current face of vitamin water, but how about becoming the face of toffee? No specific toffee, just toffee. Sweet!
Don't be angry at that pesky thing on your face, Justin Bieber! That's just a kindly microphone.
"Your eyes look a bit much, Kelly Osbourne" "Ppppppppp-oppycock!"
We feel for ya, Lady Gaga, we really do. If we had to haul that pinata around on our heads all day we'd feel pretty snoozey, too.
You might be a happy cheeky chappy after landing Millie Mackintosh for a girlfriend, and we love the pearly gnashers, but there's no look to look so pained, Professor Green.
Lucky the microphone's there, Rita Ora, otherwise you'd have some serious flies to bat away!
Dame Vivienne Westwood clearly had a go on the prank periscope, but why she tried to eat it is anyone's guess.
Sometimes it's hard to hold in a big burp. It's a difficulty Zayn Malik knows well.