Lady Gaga has supposedly put on 25 pounds while touring, which is a roundabout way of saying 'she ate her meat dress'. Also her meat shoes.
The star made headlines last week when, while on stage in Amsterdam, she lit up a 'doobie joint' full of 'weed drugs' and went about smoking it, but she was also rocking a noticeably fuller figure.
Not that those two things are related
But as she told radio host Elvis Duran, she isn't especially bothered about that.
"I'm dieting now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds," she said. "But I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second.
"I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It's hard because it's a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don't like that. So I'm trying to find a new balance."
Gaga has previously admitted she prefers the "drunk diet", which is… which is not a very good diet.
But she also said that her Dad had opened a new restaurant in New York that basically just serves pasta and that wasn't really helping, either.
"It's so freaking delicious," she said, healthily, "but I'm telling you I gain five pounds every time I go there." Damn you, pasta. Yet another victim claimed.
Nobody especially gave two toots about Gaga's weight gain until Kelly Osborne started rumours that the star was pregnant.
"I think she is pregnant," she told Alan Carr on his Chatty Man show. "Because she has been covering up this part of her body recently and I have been noticing that a lot. And her style has changed and you can't bleach your hair blonde when you are pregnant." BANG TO RIGHTS, GAGA. Sherlock Osborne has GOT YOU.
Well, is it pasta, or is it pregnant? Probably pasta, actually. But still: we'll all know for sure in about nine month's time. Will Kelly Osborne be proved right? Tune in to find out. But no, she won't.