What does Mark Wright smell of? We expect a combination of spray tan, ‘banter’ and fake politeness. And soon we’ll get to find out for real, as Mark has announced on Twitter that he’s launching a men’s and a woman’s fragrance.
MR WRIGHT (his use of capitals) is the men’s fragrance – just proving again how clever Mark is, because it’s got two meanings: his name, and well, it’s RIGHT! See? Don’t feel bad if you didn’t get it – Mark’s actually really intelligent. The black bottle will look great on Arg’s dressing table, we’re sure. He’ll be first in the queue to buy it, right?
But don’t worry, laydeez, because Mark has a perfume coming out too. “I will tweet a pic of the MRS WRIGHT 1 in a bit so there is a ladies and mens fragrance, I have the ladies on my hand now, IT SMELLS SEXY!!” he tweeted, but it turns out that Mark’s a big old tease as he hasn’t revealed that picture yet. Remember, IT SMELLS SEXY.
No word on when we can buy these incredible fragrances, but we’re sure Mark will let us know on Twitter.