The Wanted have admitted that they cannot be trusted around toilets, bread and shoes this week.
Stripping off for We Love Pop magazine, the boys told of the daft antics that saw them trash the dressing room of girl band Parade.
"Jay left a dump in their toilet," Max admitted,solemnly.
"I didn't do anything," Jay countered. "I just decided: 'let's do this'."
Shoes
But it didn't begin and end with dumping in toilets – oh no. As Jay went on to explain, the boys got quite creative in their terror campaign against Parade.
"The best part was when we took all of their shoes out of their bags and lined them up neatly in the fridge," he said, cackling maniacally and with just the hint of a pointy Bond-villain beard starting to come through. "Then we filled their shoes with bread."
Bread
Original though the bread-in-shoes-in-fridge scenario is, the boys don't just constrain their food-related japes to members of the girlband Parade.
As Siva admitted, the rest of the band just won't stop having a pop at him about his weird, weird nipples.
"I have weird nipples," he said. Well, don't we all, Siva. Nipples are fundamentally weird. "The boys say I've got 'salami nipples'. I've developed quite a complex about my salami nipples."
We wonder what else – beyond bread, shoes and nipples – that the boys can't be trusted with around the house. Perhaps Max keeps getting things stuck in the toaster. Tom can't get the lids off jam. Nathan isn't able to tidy up without getting the cord from a vacuum cleaner wrapped around his legs. Can someone housetrain The Wanted before they next go on tour, please?