Right, okay, go: set your watches, set your alarms. In exactly four years' time, X Factor judge Tulisa wants to have found her soulmate. And be married. And be pregnant. EVERYONE, PLEASE. START LOOKING.
In one of those interviews where she says 'I'm feisty' and 'I'm independent' and 'I'm not a bitch' a lot, Tulisa told The Sun that despite being a feisty, independent non-bitch, she was looking to settle down around the 28 mark. No pressure, then.
Feisty
"I spend most of my life being tough," she said. See? "But there is a downside – a lot of people think I'm a bitch. I'm not. Now and again I'll shut myself away and cry.
"I really want to have kids," she continued, presumably once she'd pulled herself together after having that cry. "Though not until I'm around 28 because I want to be with a man I'm going to stay with."
Independent
Tulisa admitted that she would love to have a boyfriend – something that hasn't really happened since things fizzled out with Skins actor Jack O'Connell earlier this year – but men found her too threatening.
"Men are scared of me and won't approach me," she said. "Even if I like someone and I'm fluttering my eyelashes, they still run a mile."
We're concerned that the world's sexiest woman is fluttering her eyelashes wrong, because that doesn't sound right at all. Are you frowning as you flutter them, Tulisa? Tulisa, if you're reading this, go look in a mirror and flutter. Do you gurn your mouth around a lot while you do it? While you're focussed on fluttering, are you accidentally letting out little screams and yelps? That could be it. You've got four years to work on that, T. No more screaming. No yelping.