We spent most of yesterday speed-reading Tulisa’s autobiography and loved every minute of it – maaaaan she loves an over-share.
We had to share with you our favourite story of all – ‘The one where Tulisa’s amazingness at sex causes an actual earthquake… kind of’.
Tulisa was out visiting her then boyfriend Jack O’Connell in May 2012 and over a bit of supper, she told him, “Tonight I’m going to rock your world!”
She continues: “And I did! The two of us had an incredible night together. I was finally a woman who enjoyed the physical side of romance and it was a proper ‘Oh my God’ moment for both of us.
“But hang on a minute… all of a sudden the entire room was moving – no, shuddering – with a terrible rumbling sound. The room was suddenly swinging from side to side. The furniture, the curtains, the bed – everything!”
What a show-off!
“Jack suddenly jumped up. ‘Oh my fucking God!’
“It took me a second to process what was happening, but as Jack grabbed me off the bed, I shouted, ‘Calm down, it’s an earthquake, it’s a bloody earthquake!’
The pair then ran around the room “like headless chickens, stark naked” trying to find somewhere to hide. Realising there was nowhere to go (it was a divan bed apparently) they sprinted for the door.
But before they left the room, Jack had time for a quick pun.
“Bloody hell, T,” he said. “When you said you were gonna rock my world, I didn’t think you meant it literally.”
Jack and Tulisa split up in June after just three months together, and in the book she insists she’s still single at the moment saying: “Although at times I feel lonely, I’m enjoying the ride.”
After this story gets around, we think you may have a few offers ‘T’…
Honest: My Story So Far published by Headline is available now in hardback and in eBook