In case you’ve been hiding under a rock somewhere in the mid-Pacific, Chantelle Houghton had a proper Twitter meltdown the other day. In the rant, she told an increasing amount of followers how she was forced to sleep on the floor of her flat in the eighth month of her pregnancy with baby Dolly, all because babydaddy Alex Reid had turned the basement of their flat into a sex dungeon. Allegedly.
Cue us all wondering exactly what it takes to make a sex dungeon, and how anyone could do that to their fiancé…and some funny sort taking to Alex’s Wikipedia page to give it a couple of edits.
The hacker (well, not quite a hacker, because it’s actually quite easy to edit Wikipedia, but doesn’t it sound more exciting?) added in some choice (and very ALLEGED) bits, including: “When not competing as a transvestite he made out of cornflake boxes, sticky back plastic and a signed poster of Bernie Clifton”
Oh poor Chantelle
And “He was outed by Chantelle on twitter on 30th October 2012 after she tweeted that she had found messages between him and a 2 by 4 piece of timber stained in creosote arranging to meet up for sex.”
Hmmm. We don’t think the hacker could be Chantelle, because as out there as her claims were yesterday – including “the hookers he was texting he’d had orgies with” and him texting “a man and he was arranging to meet up with him as Roxanne for sex”, she’s been busy today. And offline.
There’s only been one tweet, and that’s her gushing about a mate called Scarlett being the “best friend a girl could wish for xx” – which makes us wonder why she wasn’t around yesterday to stop Chantelle having such a public airing of her dirty laundry…
Anyway, what do you make of Alex’s new Wikipedia page?