Will everybody please just stop getting into fights with Cheryl Cole? We're looking at you, Julien MacDonald. Yeah. Yeah. Don't look so surprised.
If it wasn't bad enough that Katie Waissel was having a dig at Cheryl the other day over Twitter, it turns out rumours that Julien slammed Cheryl's style at a party in 2010 are completely true as per an interview with the wee regionally-accented star (Cheryl) published in the Sunday Times this weekend.
She's never publically addressed the rumour that Julien subjected her to a vitriolic outburst regarding her style at Sarah Harding's Hallowe'en party two years ago, but seeing as she is in the mood to spill the collective beans on her life fresh from publishing an autobiography she must have thought 'ah, screw it'.
This is Julien. That is not Cheryl.
Ranted!
"You have no idea how he ranted and raved," Cheryl said, of the Britain's Next Top Model judge. Expressionlessly, we imagine, with fake tan billowing off him in clouds. "It was at a time when I was really fragile and vulnerable.
"I was, like, 'you have no idea what I'm going through'. I will never have a working relationship with that man again."
Julien also had OPINIONS about Cheryl's red hair, allegedly
Raved!
Which is just as well, really, seeing as Julien was the man responsible for her Fight For This Love outfit she wore on the X Factor once. You know the one. Split-to-the-thigh harem pants. Nobody has ever made split-to-the-knee harem pants work, mainly because they are more of a clothing concept rather than actual, practical pair of trousers. You can't pop to the shops in your Uggs and a pair of them. Best rid, Chezza. Best rid.