Harry McFly: I was just about to have sex with Lindsay Lohan then Danny came in and killed the moment

 

McFly met Lindsay Lohan in 2005 when the band appeared in her comedy film Just My Luck. Lindsay took such a shine to Harry she invited him to her hotel room for a private party.

Harry recalls in McFly’s new autobiography, Unsaid Things…Our Story: “We met up with other members of the cast and crew at Club 360, a revolving penthouse venue overlooking the French Quarter.

“Under the staircase was a room, dimly lit with red lights. A bed in the middle, and on the bed a couple having sex, there for everyone to see. The kind of party bands should be going to.

“Lindsay grabbed me by the hand and followed me into a bathroom. Then she shut the door behind us. As I turned around, she lunged at me.”

They then went to Linday’s hotel suite where the fun continued, “She was doing everything she could to fuel my ego, telling me how she loved my accent and how she didn’t get with actors any more, only musicians.

“It makes me cringe to think about it now, but I responded in kind. This was like Notting Hill, I told her. I was Hugh Grant and she was Julia Roberts. She loved that.

“Then things started to get a bit more serious. A bit steamier. One thing led to another. We moved from first base to second base, and then, just as I was about to seal the deal, Danny walked in, ‘Oh sorry, mate!’

“For a while Lindsay and I carried on getting a bit frisky but gradually she started to sober up. ‘You’ve got to leave before eight’, she said. I didn’t really want to leave. We had unfinished business.

“But then she announced she was tired, pulled one of those airplane eye-masks over her eyes and went to sleep. So much for my romantic night of passion.”

X Factor’s James Arthur flirts with Jodie Marsh at 4am

 

Zoo favourite Jodie Marsh has been flirting via video messaging services with James Arthur from the X Factor. Saucy! James has been trying to keep his new admirer a secret, but was caught by X Factor staff chatting to Jodie on his computer at 4am. Awkward.

A source from the show told The Sun: “James came into the contest thinking he was this big ogre that girls would never fancy. But now he’s been caught red-handed flirting with one of Britain’s most famous glamour girls — and SHE has been coming on to him.

“It’s not easy to see what they both have in common, apart from a love of tattoos, but they seem to be getting on like a house on fire. He’s been trying to keep it quiet but was busted and looked all red-faced.”

James hasn’t been shy around the girls since getting through to the live shows, heat revealed this week that he’d snogged glamour model and Take Me Out Contestant, Chanelle McCleary in Whisky Mist.

Heatworld says, calm down James, you’ve got ages to go until the final. If the X Factor has taught us one thing is that it makes people famous for a long time. You’ve got years of this to look forward to, just ask erm, that one with the hair or the shouty guy...

QUICK JAMES KISS EVERYONE.

Justin Bieber is not naked

 

There has been a picture flying around the internet that is supposed to be Justin Bieber in the nude, but sadly for or Bieb-pervs everywhere, it’s not the real thing.

The picture started circulating on Wednesday after Justin said that he’d has his laptop and his camera stolen and revealed they contained ‘personal footage’. Ooh-er.

The image shows a nude man from the neck down and has a tattoo in roughly the right place (a bird tattoo on the hip) to be Justin Bieber, but the tattoos don’t match-up exactly and Justin Bieber’s people have confirmed it’s not him in the picture.

If you are feeling sad at the lack of Nudie-Biebes. We'll see if we can get Heatgeek to draw Justin, like one of his French girls.