Now that it’s all over between TOWIE stars James “Arg” Argent and Gemma Collins, James is keen to get back in the metaphorical saddle and start dating again.
James has turned to dating site Mysinglefriend.com to help him find a new girlfriend, but we’re not sure that he should have asked his mate Joey Essex to write his profile for him.
The “highlights” from Joey’s testimonial about Arg include Joey bigging up Arg’s “nice hairline” and his “good teeth (fake)”, Joey also tells prospective dates that “when he’s fat he doesn’t look good.” Which is nice!
Really though, you need to read exactly what Joey has said about Arg in it’s full glory – it’s not the kindest Mysinglefriend profile that we’ve ever read, but we’re sure that Joey meant well.
“My friend is handsome, tall, dark skinned and has stubble - and occasionally has a shower!
He has a nice hairline, thick hair – and good teeth ( fake) , and nice eyes and thick eyebrows like Justin Bieber!
“Quite Funny when he wants to be.
He’s very romantic
He’s not into sports but he likes musical theatre and plays tennis when Wimbledon is on!
he does brick wall people quite a lot – it’s a lack of concentration on his part
If he was slimmer hes handsome, but when he’s fat he doesn’t look good. Status : currently losing weight.”
Anyone tempted to get in touch with Arg?