Big ups to Megan Fox who managed to have an entire baby – an entire human baby – without anyone really knowing. Which, for one of the world's most photographed ladies, is pretty good going.
The star – along with husband Brian Austin Green – was pretty shy when it came to initially revealing that she was pregnant, finally posing for a bump-shot (industry term) back in June after months of rumours.
Two borderline annoyingly good-looking people
And Megan took to her Facebook page today to drop the news that she'd given birth to a healthy baby boy, named Noah Shannon, back in September.
Love and all that stuff
"We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home," she told the Internet, all of the Internet. The entire Internet, all at once. "We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love."
"Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes."
Spy
Seriously though, how did nobody know? We are thinking that Megan could have a second career in the offing – you know, if being a model and actress falls through – as either a ninja or a spy. Megan Fox: the next Bond? Possibly, possibly.
More importantly, with a host of Hollywood babies in circulation at the moment, Megan can soon enter 'who has the cutest baby' competitions, and probably walk it. Enjoy being a new Mum, Megan. But please don't sneak up on us like that again.