Nicki Minaj is going to take time out from saying things really quickly in a recording studio and saying things really sassily to Mariah Carey to instead say things really realistically in front of a camera as part of a new reality show. She is making a reality show, is what we are saying. Long story short: Nicki Minaj, reality show. She is doing one.
According to an actually on reflection quite baffling tweet sent on Saturday, the star… well. Hm. Well we’re sure something is going on.
“We watched the REUP DVD,” Nicki said. With you so far, Nicki. “The 1st episode of the E! series…. U guys are going to go crazzzzyyyyy when you see it! NOV19TH DVD, NOV4TH E!”
And so anyway heat sent the above tweet to criminal experts who processed it through one of their big computers normally used to analysis scene-of-the-crime DNA evidence and anyway, what Nicki is saying is this: she has filmed a reality TV show. She saw the first episode of the final edit on Saturday. You are all going to go crazzzzyyyyy.
Probably just be 90 minutes of her slumming in her joggers, right?
Four Zs, five Ys
According to reports the three-part series will be split into 30-minute episodes, each giving a rare glimpse into the star’s presumably quite mad life. Does Nicki Minaj have a room full of puppies that she occasionally just waddles into and has a nuzzle party with? How many different types of orange juice do rich people have in their fridge? Is she still super mad at Mariah Carey over the whole American Idol thing? Find out the answers to all that and more from November 4th, we guess.