Millie Mackintosh has slapped a SEX BAN on Professor Green because… sorry, sex ban. Just sex ban. Let's just calm it down, up in here.
And it's all thanks to flipping Nick Grimshaw. Pro Green appeared on Grimmy's new Radio One show this morning, and played the excellent game Call or Delete.
Call or Delete, in a nutshell: you scroll through your phone and either call (the 'Call' part of the game) or delete (the 'Delete' part) the number you land on. Green scrolled through and ended up on Millie Mackintosh's number. He decided to 'call'.
"I'm sure this is the only time you can call her and won't get in trouble," Nick said.
Probably what Professor Green looks like in a sex ban-inspired sulk
Wrong
Yes well it did not exactly go like that. Pro Green agreed to call Millie up and be all, 'oh hey, I got papped holding hands with Imogen Thomas', and she said… some unfair things about Imogen Thomas.
"Stephen, are you joking?" she said. His name is Stephen. "You wouldn't go for coffee with Imogen Thomas in your right mind."
Things we have learned today: don't say bad things about Imogen Thomas ever because it might end up on the radio.
Ban
Millie and Pro Green in better times, in sexier times
After the show the stars took to Twitter to send what's known in the industry as 'mad bantz' at each other about the prank because it is 2012 and this is how couples communicate now.
"Let's just say someone isn't getting any… For a while," said Millie. SEX BAN.
And then Professor Green said something vulgar back about her 'loving' the 'D' and which we are not going to quote right now. It's called true love, people. That's what it looks like. Phone pranks and the letter 'D'. Get with it, oldtimer.