Lee Ryan had what's known as 'an interesting conversation with nobody in particular' on Twitter this week, as you may or may not already know. Some people might call that a rant. It's up to you how you phrase it.
LIONS.
Anyway, now Lee has calmed down, we think it's about time we peered into the unique mind of a man who named his son Rayn Ryan. Rayn. Ryan. It's an anagram, if you look closely. You don't have to look closely. Letters don't cost anything, Lee.
To that end, let's play a game: it's called DID LEE SAY THAT? Here are the rules of DID LEE SAY THAT: you have to guess whether Lee DID or DID NOT say THAT. Below are six choice quotes. You have to guess which of the six quotes is actually a funny joke made up by heat, and which five are actual words said by Lee. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE RULES? Okay, yes, good. Let's go:
DID LEE SAY THAT?
DISCLOSURE: 'Did Lee Say That?' is not a game for all the family
LEE ON PRIVATE PARTS: "I haven't shaved my private parts," said Lee Ryan, presumably while delivering a eulogy or something. "But I dyed them once for a laugh. They looked more ginger, though." DID LEE SAY THAT?
LEE ON ROMANCE: "If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her," says Lee, unblinkingly. "I'll say: 'You're fit'." DID LEE SAY THAT?
LEE ON LIFE: "To be honest everything goes over my head a bit," says Lee. That one's a freebie. Lee Ryan DID SAY THAT.
LEE ON LIONS: "There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird." DID LEE SAY THAT?
LEE ON PHILOSOPHY: "We know there's no use in getting miserable," said Lee. "So we go out on the town instead!" DID LEE SAY THAT? OR DID PLATO SAY THAT?
LEE ON TWITTER: "[Eff] all u [people who sin on their bodies with their hands] on here!!!" said Lee Ryan, helped by some sensitive editing, on Twitter. "Some people have killed themselves over twitter!!! This sight should be banned!!!" DID @LEERYANMUSIC SAY THAT?
We lied, it wasn't a game. It was just six amazing quotes, all by Lee Ryan. Tune in soon for another game of… DID LEE SA– oh, no. No. We've just been told never to play that game again.