Taylor Swift has taken time out from writing not-at-all-coded songs about ex-boyfriends this week to let us know six things that are in her fridge at all times. For those of you with a weak heart, we are legally obliged to ask: ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS THRILLRIDE?
She's spotted some cheese or eggs or something
Speaking in an interview with food blog Bon Appétit, Taylor offers us a fair bit of wisdom to light up our otherwise vapid and useless lives. "When I figured out how to use my grill, it was quite a moment," she said. Oh, to be a pop star. "I love nutmeg and cinnamon," she also said. How did it never work out with John Mayer.
Anyway, on to Swift's fridge. Are you ready for the contents of Taylor Swift's fridge? Get ready:
You are not ready
Eggs. "I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top," says Taylor. Eggcakes with eggs on top. Eggs.
Sandwich stuff. "I like to always have the option to make someone a sandwich," Taylor says. Everyone here at heat plans to get this quote tattooed on our forearms in ornate gothic script.
Orange juice. "I drink it with breakfast every morning," says Taylor, who we worry has not heard the story of The Sunny Delight Girl who went orange like a carrot.
Diet Coke. "Because it understands me," say Taylor. Expect a break-up song about Diet Coke on the next album.
And also Parmigiano-Reggiano and a giant tub of cookie dough. No jokes. We cannot argue with cheese and biscuits. Thus concludes another exciting round of What's in Taylor Swift's Fridge? Tune in next week to find out how Miley Cyrus likes her vests to be ironed. "Flat," says Miley, probably. "Flat and neat."