So, back in March we were like ‘ew, there’s a Hulk Hogan sex tape out,’ then last week we were all ‘oh my god oh my god the Hulk Hogan sex tape is out MY EYES!’ And now, we know who to blame.
Apparently the distributor of this video and hater of all peepers in the world is a ‘disgruntled former employee’. It’s always a ‘disgruntled former employee.’
RadarOnline says it was a former employee of Bubba the Love Sponge, Hulk’s best friend who was behind the release of the cringe-worthy footage.
Even though the tape stars the ex-wife Bubba the Love Sponge, apparently he wasn’t the one who released it. A source close to the situation claims Bubba ‘didn’t stab his friend in the back’ and that it is a former employee of Babba who took advantage.
When DJ Bubba the Love Sponge left his job at US station Sirius XM, apparently he also left behind an unpaid member of staff who he’d shared the tape with and who “wanted payback."
Hmn. Sounds a bit framey to us. Sounds as if it was the perfect revenge for someone whose ex-wife did naked acting with their best mate.
Perfect revenge for putting off any further potential lovers, because the video isn’t exactly Last Tango in Paris - any sex tape containing the sentence "I just ate, too. I felt like a pig" is probably not going to be included in a Channel 4 Countdown of Film’s Sexiest Moments. That’s how we judge cinema, by the way.