If you didn't see the Queen's Speech this year, we'll recap for you: "Yes, yes, the Olympics were good and everything, but now all I really want to see is Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag go into the Celebrity Big Brother house." We're pretty sure that's how it went, anyway. We were a bit delirious on gravy and chocolate oranges.
Anyway, good news for you, me and the Queen: It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are edging ever closer to the Celebrity Big Brother 2013 abyss, after the high profile and much rumoured about couple touched down at Heathrow.
Lohan? LOHAN.
Although it's not confirmed that the couple will be starring in CBB, there are two pretty big clues: i. there is absolutely no reason for them to be in London unless they are going to do a reality TV show and ii. The bookies have them at 14/1 to win the whole thing. And, as you know, bookies are never, ever wrong.
Those odds-makers also have Toadie from Neighbours (also known as Toadfish from Neighbours, to his Mum) at 5/1 to win, and shamed drug jockey Frankie Dettori at the same odds. Favourite to win is Rylan Clark at 3/1, while Lindsay Lohan – who is also, right this minute, kicking around London town – is also rumoured to be making an appearance. Which would be AMAZING.
Celebrity Big Brother will kick off on Channel 5 at 9pm on Thursday January 3rd, and will be amazing. AMAZING.