Matthew McConaughey has become a father for the third time this Christmas, creating yet another life form with a really tricky-to-spell surname that will catch out celebrity writers for generations to come. Thanks, Matt. Cheers mate.
Matthew's wife Camila Alves gave birth to the couple's third child in the early hours of this morning at a hospital in Austin, Texas, with a source close to the actor telling TMZ that he had chunked up a little in anticipation of the arrival.
Some explanation: Matthew McConaughey is currently basically a walking skeleton as he prepares for a role as HIV victim Ron Woodruff for upcoming film The Dallas Buyers Club, so he's recently lost three stone in preparation. But he's believed to have at least eaten a box of doughnuts ahead of the birth of his third child as he prepares to do lots of late nights and nappy changing and stuff.
Anyway, the couple are believed to have welcomed a baby girl into their family – which also includes 4-year-old Levi and 2-year-old Vida – although it's not yet confirmed. But whatever: Congratulations!