You've probably not really heard about it but Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are going out, and apparently the female half of the Haylor chimera (Taylor) is hoping to buy the male half (Harry) a Christmas present worth a whopping £50,000.
A brief moment where we think about what can be bought with £50,000: A car, an entire car. About one-fifth of a nice house. Twenty-seven thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven copies of the double-issue heat special, in stores now. But is she getting any of those things? She is not. She is getting some Beatles memorabilia.
Maybe buy some pigment for Harry's DEMON EYES?
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As MTV reports, Taylor is hoping to surprise Harry (BY THE WAY Harry Styles STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW) by purchasing some merchandise from his idols, and is going to spend big to get it.
"Harry spent £900 on Taylor for her recent birthday, and now she wants to repay the favour," a source told the Daily Star. "She's been phoning Beatles stores in Liverpool hoping to find pieces of rare autographed memorabilia she knows Harry will love."
And a staff member at one store let slip she's looking for a guitar or a submarine or whatever in the £40,000 to £50,000 range. Still: It's not too late to get the 27,777 copies of heat, Taylor. Just give us a call.