Adele won a Golden Globe last night, which means we will be describing her as ‘amazing’ or ‘the Amazing Adele’ or ‘Adele, who is amazing’ throughout this brief news story in which we telegraph her quotes to you. We just want you to know this in advance. We want you to know this because Adele is amazing.
Anyway, while being full-on amazing last night, the amazing Adele amazed reporters by saying she was never planning to be heartbroken again, because she is so happy with her dude Simon Konecki, immediately discounting her inspiration up until now, ‘getting really heartbroken and then recording an album about it’.
“I feel very excited tonight,” Adele said. “A little bit over-excited, as it’s my first night out since I had my child . My inspiration normally comes from heartbreak, but I don’t think I’m ever going to be devastated again, so all good.”
 Still no idea what The Amazing Adele Baby is called but as long as Adele keeps doing amazing Adele stuff we’re not sure we especially care.
Celebrating her win, Adele said: “It’s absolutely amazing. It’s very surreal and quite hilarious. It’s not my field. I’m not really meant to have this. Amazing actors have these awards, so yeah, it’s very weird, but incredible. Thank you.”
Adele was joined at the awards show by fellow new mum and chief Robbie Williams put-up-with-er Ayda Field, and high-fived Daniel Craig on the way out. If that isn’t amazing, we don’t know what is.