It’ll come as no surprise to anyone that watched the Celebrity Big Brother launch last night, that the bookies are already predicting Rylan Clark will win the reality show.
Rylan was 5/2 favourite before he even entered the house with bookmakers Ladbrokes and his odds rapidly tumbled to 11/8, meaning for every £8 you put on, you’d only win £11. It’s THAT likely. We think. It’s been a while since GCSE maths.
Toadie off of Neighbours is the second favourite, say the bookmakers, with Frankie Dettori third.
Frankie, weirdly, is also 6/4 to hop on to the back of one of his housemates and ride them, which we think means it’s really, really likely. Who will be the lucky housemate we wonder?
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Spencer and Heidi are the least favourites at odds of 66/1 and are 2/1 to walk out of the show of their own accord.
In case you fancied making some bizarre bets, Ladbrokes odds say Rylan is evens to perform Gangnam/Rylan Style (which means it’s basically gonna happen), Lacey is probably going to go topless (4/6) and Claire Richards will likely shed a tear (4/7).
Our heads hurt now.