STOP everything you’re doing – there’s a new Honey Boo Boo clip.
The new clip to promo the series of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Holladay Specials sees the clan attempting to cure Mama June of her freaky aversion to mayonnaise – more of that later.
But we just can’t stop looking at Mama’s makeover! Gone is the scraped back, frizzy, graying hair and in are the straightened blonde locks. And she kind of looks like she’s had a fake tan too.
Get you Mama June.
Maybe the transformation is the reason that in one section of the clip in the kitchen, the family appears to be in possession of about 300 bottles of shampoo?
The rest of the trailer concentrates on why Mama hates mayonnaise and her daughters’ attempts to get her over her phobia (though apparently she can eat potato salad if she hasn’t seen it being prepared?!)
Being the lovely child she is, Alana (Honey Boo Boo) tries to help by handing her a whole bowl of the stuff and eating it in front of her.
“Mama was turning white, just like mayonnaise,” she later notes. So poetic.
Perhaps more worrying is Jessica’s (aka Chubs) belief that she doesn’t eat it because she’s a vegetarian…
Anyway, what are we chatting on about – you need to watch it and get on with practising your impressions.