That sound you hear is a thousand teenaged boys stampeding en masse to their local skating rink, money in their hands, skates looped around their shoulders. “Teach us how to do twirls and kicks and stuff!” they are all saying, in eerie unison. “Teach us how to wear cut-off diamante t-shirts!” Oh, yes, right: Pamela Anderson ─ Pamela actual Anderson ─ has reportedly started dating her Dancing On Ice skating partner, Matt Evers. Hence the stampede.
As The Mirror reports, Pamela is the second star on the current season of the show to ‘do a Ghadie’, after Samia Ghadie did a Ghadie and usefully coined the phrase for further use. Pamela is thought to have started tentatively dating Matt a month ago, and intends to freeze out her current toyboy Jesus Villa to take up with Matt in the UK.
How much feels
“Matt is moping around like a love-sick puppy while Pammy keeps reassuring him how much she feels for him,” a source told the paper. “They cannot wait to see each other again.”
And a spokesperson for Matt said the pair were close, although didn’t go so far as to confirm that Pammy had done a full Ghadie. “They formed a very close bond and have made plans to see each other in the very near future.” In other news, Dancing On Ice is apparently just a dating show, now. It is basically Blind Date on ice.