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Gallery: The illustrated guide to taking an Instagram picture, Rihanna-style

Rihanna news now, and that girl literally does not know how to put clothes on. Did she skip that day of toddlerhood? Is her body coated in a fine mist of oil that allows clothes – suchs as bras and thongs and dresses made of netting – to just slink off her body down to the floor? Is she constantly running hot? We don’t know. We don’t know. But what we do know is she is naked a lot. On Instagram.

So it is unsurprising that in her seven cover photoshoot with Complex magazine this month, Rihanna chose to tell us how to take a picture with a cameraphone. Here are the directions how, in full:

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“Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day”
“Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day”
“Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day”
 
“Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day”

“If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that”
“If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that”
“If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that”
 
“If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that”

“If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce”
“If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce”
“If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce”
 
“If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce”

“Everyone does it”
“Everyone does it”
“Everyone does it”
 
“Everyone does it”

“It’s narcissistic, but whatever”
“It’s narcissistic, but whatever”
“It’s narcissistic, but whatever”
 
“It’s narcissistic, but whatever”

“I’m capturing personality”
“I’m capturing personality”
“I’m capturing personality”
 
“I’m capturing personality”

 
 

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