Rihanna news now, and that girl literally does not know how to put clothes on. Did she skip that day of toddlerhood? Is her body coated in a fine mist of oil that allows clothes – suchs as bras and thongs and dresses made of netting – to just slink off her body down to the floor? Is she constantly running hot? We don’t know. We don’t know. But what we do know is she is naked a lot. On Instagram.
So it is unsurprising that in her seven cover photoshoot with Complex magazine this month, Rihanna chose to tell us how to take a picture with a cameraphone. Here are the directions how, in full: