John Mayer has said that dating Katy Perry is ‘the least high profile thing’ he has ever done, and– sorry, hold on. Let us just for a moment behold Katy Perry’s Grammy cleavage:
Right: now we’ve got that particular boob-shaped elephant out of the room, onto John Mayer. Katy’s current squeeze has taken time out from looking perpetually ‘up at something’ and ‘lost’ to tell CBS that his new super high-profile relationship isn’t actually that high-profile at all, man, it just, like, feels like, human?
“I don’t feel like I’m in a celebrity relationship,” said one half of the celebrity relationship that is Katy Perry and John Mayer, John Mayer. “For the first time in my life I don’t feel like I’m in a celebrity relationship. I really don’t. I’m not in a high profile – I know it’s high profile. It’s hard to explain.” Well then TRY HARDER, MAYER.
When he wasn’t failing spectacularly to define what a celebrity relationship actually is if it’s not two platinum-selling artists doing each other, John sort of kind of maybe hinted that things could get serious for him and Katy in the future.
“Of course [I see myself getting married],” he said. “I mean, I’m still the kid from Connecticut. That’s what you do.” BEHOLD, AGAIN:
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