We love a Friday morning LOL at Katie Price’s column – it’s nothing if not honest.
But it was more of a “choke on our tea and toast” reaction this morning as, beneath a picture of Kelly Brook looking lovely, she brands her “a heffer”.
As is the way with most of her pieces for The Sun, it all starts nicely. “Kelly Brook is a brilliant role model for young girls because of her curvy figure,” she says.
“Every mum should make her daughter look at the recent picstue that show Kelly modelling her latest New Look swimwear range in Miami.”
Well that’s nice. Sisterhood and that.
Then she turns. “They don’t seem to be airbrushed and I’m FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is.” See what she did their with the capitals?
“Rumour has it she’s been hanging out with Danny Cipriani. Knowing him, I guess she’s probably been doing a bit of comfort eating.
“You’re a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one.”
Right – we’re sure Kelly (who recently split with boyfriend Thom Evans) will be delighted you think she’s hot.
Changing tack a little, Jordan (who let’s remember called one of the UK’s sexiest women, a heffer) claims Phillip Schofield is a bully for tweeting a picture of hair extensions that fell off Sarah Harding when she popped into This Morning this week.
“I never had him down as a bully, but that’s exactly what he is,” Jordan says. “What if Barbara Windsor goes on his sofa and her wig accidentally slips? Will he be tweeting about that too?”
We are saying NOTHING.