DING! That’s the sound of the patented heat off-and-on-again-o-meter clanging on around from ‘on-again’ to ‘off-again’ after reports have emerged that notorious on-offers Chris Brown and Rihanna are off, again. KEEP UP.
According to The Sun, the pair fell out after last week’s Grammy Awards – which, with its all-white suits and four-year anniversaries and smiles and not standing up, was a statement public appearance by the couple in itself – due in part to Rihanna texting ex-boyfriend Drake throughout the evening.
“Chris and Rihanna has a big bust-up at the Grammys over Drake,” a source said. “She was messaging him and Chris saw and it didn’t go down well. Since that night they have barely spoken and have been doing their own things.”
Which would probably explain why Chris and Rihanna were so defiantly ignoring each other at a pre-Valentine’s bash (‘bash’ is a media word for ‘party’) at LA’s Playhouse Nightclub last week.
After the Grammys cuddle-fest just a few days earlier, the pair declined to be seated next to each other at the VIP event, and both arrived and departed in separate groups. DING.
And as you can read in today’s heat (available at all good newsagents and retailers for the low low price of £1.65), Katy Perry and Rihanna’s BFF relationship has cooled a little since Chris came back on the scene, with the pair barely speaking in months. DONG.
Fingers crossed that our off-and-on-again-o-meter stays off-again for Rihanna and Chris and goes on-again for Rihanna and Katy, for our own sanity more than anything else. DING DING DING.