Our Adele looks GORGEOUS in embellished custom made Jenny Packham and how beautiful is her hair and make up?!
We're not wild about this Alexander McQueen gown, bit mature for the lovely Amanda. Hair isn't our fave either...
Princess perfect and reminding us a teeny bit of the Paris dress Carrie wore in SATC. The simple up do is the perfect accompaniment.
Amy is in Oscar de la Renta
Not crazy for the nipple effects...nor the Harry Styles'-esque do, nor the shade against her skin. Sorry Anne it's a no from us
Not digging the beard. Could someone shave him during the ceremony please? Ta
Ok, who trapped Jane McDonald in a wind tunnel?
Dressing her bump beautifully in black lace but the ultimate red carpet accessory is her super hot hubby
Playing it safe but looking fab (if a little bridal) in white Dior
FIRST FIT MAN ALERT! Les Mis actor Eddie is smoking hot in a classic tuxedo. Check out his tres chic slippers!
It's a Gatsby-esque gown for Stace and an urgent need for just for men for George...
One of the most beautifully dressed baby bumps ever. In one of her own Marchesa designs obvs
The first of we're sure many Long Black Dresses of the night. US TV presenter Giuliana Rancic in a gorgeous origami detailed strapless gown. Extra points for the box clutch and we love how she's keeping it modern with an undone bob.
Opted for the Michael Jackson fembot look
HIGH STREET ALERT! In H and M! Oh and $750,000 of jewels...
wouldn't be the Oscars without a little bit of bag lady chic from HBC
THIS WOMAN IS 75! Look at her body! We're blown away
A bit "being eaten by a glittery boa constrictor" for us
Now that's what we call an Oscars dress! Breathtakingly gorgeous in Dior couture.
We wish she'd done something different with her hair but there's no denying this fire engine Valentino dress is amazing.
We don't know how she'll sit down but this Dior couture frock is so hot who the hell cares if she has to stand all night!
Our fave look so far, Jessica Chastain is a vision of perfection in figure hugging nude Armani. The 1940s hair and make up is perfect- check back later for a how to on her 'do
Another LBD (long black dress) actually we're calling this one a BTLBD- bit too long black dress, didn't have time to take it up Kels?
Kelly is wearing a Tony Ward Couture gown with Norman Silverman earrings and a Le Vian and Carrera y Carrera
It's the first Angelina leg of the night! Kelly Rowland's putting her best thigh forward in this monochrome gown
It's coral Miu Miu for Django Unchained actress Kerry Washington
Her Reem Acra gown eemed to have fallen foul of a shredder en route...see our live blog for details of her unusual red carpet accessory of a pair of crutches.
The Glee actress confused us for a minute there, we thought we were still watching Dancing on Ice with all this sequin and sheer goings on..
First on the red carpet is a Brit! Nice one Louise! The tv presenter and fashion critic is a teensy bit posion ivy over american tan tights in the frock stakes but we love her smokey eyes and tousled side pony
A gorgeous hit of bright pink for the tv personality whose name we're not entirely sure how to pronounce. ...anyone? We're not the teensiest bit obsessed with her bum...not to mention her 60's esque locks and super bling clutch bag
There's a brand new gap in the ozone layer right over Melissa's hotel room - just how much hairspray does a helmet of hair like that need?
Another Angelina leg klaxon! Entertainment Tonight host Nancy O'Dell is also doing a pretty admirable job of being a Kerry Katona tribute act
She's divided opinion in the heatworld office but Starstyle think Naomi Watts' mermaidy Armani dress is lovely
That splits a little dangerous. Let's hope someone fitted in a wax today
Vegas is a few miles that way darling
Her Tadashi Shoji gown is a super pretty colour choice
Anyone else getting a table cloth in an Indian restaurant vibe?
Looking wonderful in white and she let her facebook fans choose her Cover Girl lip colour. Nice lady.
Va va voom is the silhouette of the night so far. This midnight blue gown is super hot on Resse's enviable curves. And it's another appearance for retro waves.
Resse witherspoon is in top to toe Louis Vuitton, chosen by her daughter.
Looking so much like a statuette we imagine she's in imminent danger of being handed out to a winner on stage
Showing starlets half her age how it's done in scarlet Valentino.
Smoking hot in Alexander McQueen, giving the puppies a night in, but still uber sexy
The Les Mis actress keeps it simple in a plunge front black gown. We'll presume her pockets are full of tit tape...
We wouldn't have minded a tiny bit more volume in the hair and whereas we like the shape the sheer panel is kinda tango dancer in a tapas bar...
A belt on the red carpet? Hmmm not like your skirt is gonna fall down. But as you look so pretty in this Alexis Mabille gown we'll let you off.