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Your Weird Crush 2013 winners revealed!

Your Weird Crush 2013 winners revealed!

You voted in your thousands – and now we can at last reveal the Top 30 most unconventionally attractive men in the world! They may not be ripped, they may not be pretty but by jingo you fancy them anyway. Because sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, baby…

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30. Aled Jones
30. Aled Jones
30. Aled Jones
 
30. Aled Jones

He brings us the news from his comfy sofa every morning and he sang Walking In The Air!

29. Lord Coe
29. Lord Coe
29. Lord Coe
 
29. Lord Coe

Behold the colossus who straddled Mount Olympics: let’s not forget his lordship also has two gold medals of his own.

28. Jonathan Ross
28. Jonathan Ross
28. Jonathan Ross
 
28. Jonathan Ross

Switching from BBC to ITV hasn’t diminished his cheekiness one little bit. May he never grow up.

27. Boris Johnson
27. Boris Johnson
27. Boris Johnson
 
27. Boris Johnson

It seems that bumbling and power make for a winning combination. Though this probably wasn’t the vote he wanted to win most.

26. Tony Gardner
26. Tony Gardner
26. Tony Gardner
 
26. Tony Gardner

Fresh Meat’s Professor Shales won the heart of impressionable student Oregon until she realised how feeble he was. But feeble in a cute way. Tony’s a real, qualified doctor in real life, by the way.

25. Nick Knowles
25. Nick Knowles
25. Nick Knowles
 
25. Nick Knowles

Nicholas Simon Augustine Knowles (really) is exactly the bloke you want to be going out with when the shelves fall down. Good in a DIY crisis.

24. Dara O'Briain
24. Dara O'Briain
24. Dara O'Briain
 
24. Dara O'Briain

A great, big cuddly giant of a man, with a brain almost as big as his famously oversized head. Extremely funny as well as being very, very good at hard sums.

23. Hugh Bonneville
23. Hugh Bonneville
23. Hugh Bonneville
 
23. Hugh Bonneville

He’s equally at home playing Mr Stink as he is as the 7th Earl of Grantham, and we’ve loved him since he didn’t recognise Julia Roberts at the dinner party in Notting Hill.

22. Rufus Hound
22. Rufus Hound
22. Rufus Hound
 
22. Rufus Hound

It takes a man with great strength of character to stand up to Keith Lemon (on Celebrity Juice). Not that he does any more – he left.

21. Simon Cowell
21. Simon Cowell
21. Simon Cowell
 
21. Simon Cowell

Go on Simon, tell us how bad at singing we are. There’s something ever so slightly Fifty Shades about our love for Simon…

20. Michel Roux Jr
20. Michel Roux Jr
20. Michel Roux Jr
 
20. Michel Roux Jr

He’s French and he could cook us breakfast in bed. Sold.

19. Karl Pilkington
19. Karl Pilkington
19. Karl Pilkington
 
19. Karl Pilkington

Television’s mardiest travel presenter showed this year in Derek that he’s a great actor too. Cheer up, Karl!

18. Jake Wood
18. Jake Wood
18. Jake Wood
 
18. Jake Wood

“Everybody loves a bit of Jake,” Max told heat with a leer at the National TV Awards this year. Indeed they do.

17. Michael McIntyre
17. Michael McIntyre
17. Michael McIntyre
 
17. Michael McIntyre

The floppy fringe, the boyish demeanour – he’d be brilliant at cheering you up.

16. David Mitchell
16. David Mitchell
16. David Mitchell
 
16. David Mitchell

It took us a while to tell the difference between David and his Peep Show character, but it probably takes him a while too.

15. James Martin
15. James Martin
15. James Martin
 
15. James Martin

He literally wrote the book on puddings. That is all we need to know.

14. John Bishop
14. John Bishop
14. John Bishop
 
14. John Bishop

There’s just something about him that makes him look like he was in a Madchester band in the 90s. Even though he’s from Liverpool.

13. Gareth Malone
13. Gareth Malone
13. Gareth Malone
 
13. Gareth Malone

Even though the choirmaster is married with a baby daughter, people still think he’s gay. Maybe it’s a cunning ruse to appeal to women. Pretty odd if it was though.

12. Paul Hollywood
12. Paul Hollywood
12. Paul Hollywood
 
12. Paul Hollywood

They call him The Silverback: he’s the first master-baker gorilla with blue steel.

11. Derren Brown
11. Derren Brown
11. Derren Brown
 
11. Derren Brown

Do you fancy him? Or has he just made you think you do? Did you even really vote for him? We may never know.

10. Ed Sheeran
10. Ed Sheeran
10. Ed Sheeran
 
10. Ed Sheeran

Amazing to think someone so young was in the A-Team. What’s that? He sang The A Team? Oh well.

9. Alan Rickman
9. Alan Rickman
9. Alan Rickman
 
9. Alan Rickman

Just imagine the former Professor Snape lying beside you and murmuring in your ear. Terrifying? Then maybe he’s not for you.

8. Alexander Armstrong
8. Alexander Armstrong
8. Alexander Armstrong
 
8. Alexander Armstrong

Daytime quiz show Pointless has two hosts. They’re both on this list. What is it about obscure knowledge that does it for us all?

7. Adam Richman
7. Adam Richman
7. Adam Richman
 
7. Adam Richman

We could watch the Man Vs Food presenter eating massive platefuls of food all day. Matching him fork for fork.

6. Francis Boulle
6. Francis Boulle
6. Francis Boulle
 
6. Francis Boulle

He’s part-Cherokee, you know. Also, he sells diamonds. Diamonds.

5. Matt Smith
5. Matt Smith
5. Matt Smith
 
5. Matt Smith

Just think – he could whisk you off to Jupiter for Valentine’s Day. If he had a real Tardis, which he doesn’t, because he’s an actor.

4. Benedict Cumberbatch
4. Benedict Cumberbatch
4. Benedict Cumberbatch
 
4. Benedict Cumberbatch

Look closely at that face. Go on – peer in there. Now can you tell us with absolute confidence that he isn’t part lion?

3. Richard Osman
3. Richard Osman
3. Richard Osman
 
3. Richard Osman

Five places above his Pointless colleague Alexander Armstrong, the 6ft 7in trivia master (and former Weird Crush winner) is properly one of the wittiest men on telly.

2. Jon Richardson
2. Jon Richardson
2. Jon Richardson
 
2. Jon Richardson

He knows what eight out of ten cats think about everything, and that’s not a skill to be sniffed at. Also, used to share a flat with the Weird Crush winner…

1. Russell Howard
1. Russell Howard
1. Russell Howard
 
1. Russell Howard

Here he is! He’s been climbing the ranks of the Weird Crush for a few years now, and at last he’s finally peaked. There’s nowhere higher to go, Russell. You’ve made it.

 
 

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