GALLERY! If we were friends with Britney Spears, here’s five things we’d do…

Posted by Rhiannon Evans on 08 March 2013 15:04 Comments

We LOVE Britney Spears here at heatworld, and want to be her bezza BFF for like, eternity.

Recently, Brit's not been looking soooooo amazing when we've spotted a few pictures of her, so we thought we'd put together a list of five things we'd do it we were Britney's friends.

If it were filmed, it'd all make an amazing montage, put against a backdrop of Coldplay's Fix You. Oh, how we love a montage.

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1. Get her some make-up wipes

Don't get us wrong, love, sometimes we HATE taking our make-up off. ESPECIALLY after a big night out/normal night out with too much wine. But even we, in our boozy states, can normally manage to grab a face wipe and shove it across our chops. We're not convinced Brit is doing the same...

2. Take her for a bra fitting

We know how hot Brit's body can be. Slave 4 U video anyone? That's why this roll-neck, no-bra combo makes us sad. We'd take Brit out for a coffee in Debenhams cafe, then pop in for a bra fitting. Maybe Rigby & Peller if she was feeling flash. Either way, we think she'd be grateful.

3. Buy her some dog leads

Brit, man, you don't need to ALWAYS carry the dogs. It's sooooo Paris Hilton in The Simple Life, 2003. We'd get her some leads so she can talk the mutts for a proper walkies.

At the last count, some reports claim Britney's now got five dogs, so if we were bezzas, we'd help her out and take them out every now and then too.

4. Get her some decent hair extensions

To be fair, B-S (that's what we call her now, cos we're such good buds) has now got some lovely brown locks, but this whole, bundling-your-hair-on-your-head-to-expose-extensions thing is just not good enough for our lovely Britney. And we'd make sure it never came back.

5. Get her a sponsorship deal with a sports store so she could have an endless supply of jogging bottoms

Ok, Britney loves jogging bottoms. And hell, we're buddies, we're not going to make her change EVERYTHING. But, if she's gonna wear them all the time, they don't have to be stained... and they don't have to be the same ones she wore the day before. We'd hook BRit up with a well good sponsorship deal, so she could have a brand new pair every morning. YOU'RE WELCOME.