Now, we all thought Ashton Kutcher would be the dream boyfriend. Sweeping us off our feet and showering us with roses and chocolate eclairs. But no, it seems he’s got the same old weird qualms that most ‘normal’ men have.
Which has totally ruined the fantasy.
Rather than just being an attractive A-lister all the time, it appears that Ashton has a rather odd relationship with fantasy football.
That’s right – he doesn’t even get all hot and muddy in some rather tight shorts – he sits and plays it on his computer. After some of his flunkies make sure that he’s going to smash the league, of course.
Speaking earlier, the Two And A Half Men actor revealed his weird ways, explaining that he loves fantasy football so much – he even uses his staff to make sure he’s always ahead of the game.
“I actually have a member of my staff who is dedicated to research and analysis in fantasy football”
“I’m a little OCD about it, when they started putting it on Thursdays they blew it,”
“Everything (I do) is to make it to have Sunday off so I could just watch Football - and then they started showing these Thursday football league which completely threw off my fantasy football league.”
Oh blimey. We feel for you Mila.